Overheard at the tables ...

Everyone at the table limps in with 40. One guy bets 400. Guy beside him goes all-in for 1600. Everyone folds, including guy who bets first, but first shows everyone his AK offsuit, while shaking his head from side to side. All-in dude shows his pocket tens.

Onlooker 1: Bakit niya fold yun?

Onlooker 2: Taas ng pusta kasi e.

Onlooker 1: Sa bagay, hinde kasi suited yung AK din niya eh.

Onlooker 2: Ok lang yun, hinde rin naman suited ung tens nung isa e.

Onlooker 1: Oo nga.... sandali.... gago ka.... naloko mo ako dun a! haha

(Yours truly was onlooker 2)